>> Forum: alt.music.rush >> Thread: PRR nostalgia, from a better time >> Message 1 of 4 Save this thread back to search results Subject: PRR nostalgia, from a better time Date: 10/05/2000 Author: Jim Geiger << previous · next in thread >> Remember when a.m.r. was fun? Here's a "Pause, Rewind, Replay" from months past.................... ___________________________________________________________________ "OK...so maybe you guys don't blow that much LOL !" Jagged, coming back to reality ___________________________________________________________________ "You can take your shit-for-brains self and your assinine fucking opinions back into that festering, fecal slime-pit you inhabit, and die a slow, painful, bloody death, you inbred cocksucker." Jim Geiger, responding to Elan Chamberlain's invitation to "flame away". ___________________________________________________________________ "Well Jim, there will be no Mr. Congeniality award for you next year. I know it's killing you, but that's just the way it is....sorry." Jonathan Schafer stating the obvious. ___________________________________________________________________ Dan Iwerks thus spake the gospel truth: "Anyone who expects politeness and civility on the internet is a flaming, butt-licking, weenie-ass moron." I don't want to be a prick, but . . . oh wait. I'm actually OK with that. ___________________________________________________________________ "If they don't name it that, are they gonna riot again? Fucking stupid little childish fucks. Bad news, a 2 liter of Cherry Coke is now $1.40 at the gas station near my house, so I'm gonna tell them to change the name from Speedway to $1.40 For a 2 Liter Of Pop Darn You Because I Am the Dissillusioned Youth." Josh Cable, pissed off at the Woodstock people. ___________________________________________________________________ "Road dog Q2, Q3 or 4 Keepin' it real, yo you want more? Mackin' on cake while rappin' to funk with Bitch in Wonderland smokin' a blunt Mouth all dry, shit, eye's all red give it up for O.G. DeathApeHead." Lersxt in Wonderland, representin', an' shit. ___________________________________________________________________ "Drugs have a funny way of making you think things are better than they really are. I bet if one went to a fucking Backstreet Boys concert on acid, you'd think they were goddamn prophets, sent from heaven to deliver a personal message to you." Jim Geiger, arguing the point on whether drugs are a prerequisite to enjoying Phish. ___________________________________________________________________ "A Lerxst in a small yellow creature with almost unlimited powers. A little like a pokemon. They ride around on plastic "my little ponies" Matt Gullam writing things that are just god-damn scary. ___________________________________________________________________ ">As most of us are aware, Rush are advocates of the recreational use of >cannabis. Whew. For a second there, I thought you said cannibals (just trying to start a new rumor, one about Alex eating those fans with backstage passes)." TapeHead4, in a moment of confusion. ___________________________________________________________________ "christ! these people really need to get a fucking sense of humor and recognize a fucking prank when they see one. Bunch of tight-assed wankers, they all need musical enemas!" Simon Drew's paranoid, panty-wadded tirade at those who sarcastically responded to his supposed bit of sarcasm. ___________________________________________________________________ "I saw a book called "Tom Sawyer" written by Mark Twain. I read the whole thing, not a mention of Rush anywhere. You would have thought this Twain guy could have had the common courtesy to mention them somewhere, seeing as he'd stolen their title for his book.Which, incidentally, sucked." Qenny's hilarious "piss-poor Rush siting". ___________________________________________________________________ "Cake no good. Qenny need meat. Lot of meat on BIG GAY ASS. Qenny eat Paul next hurgh hurgh" Qenny, in a fit of hunger. ___________________________________________________________________ "Instead, I decided to get away from the PC. Went out and ran into a girl I''ve casually known since high school. Sort of looks like (actually a lot) Neve Campbell. Anyway, to make a long story short, we ended up at my place, and well, you can leave the rest to your fertile imagination." Ezoob, mentally masturbating. ___________________________________________________________________ "When I heard "New World Man" on the radio in 1982, I was appalled. How could they sell out and do syntho crap?" Old Rush Fan, seemingly oblivious to the fact that "NWM" actually has less synth on it than the rest of Signals, not to mention most of Moving Pictures. ___________________________________________________________________ Who says AMR's can't be compassionate? This is from Matt Gullam: "That is sorta like nuking someone's country because they stole your chewing gum. Nobody deserves to be sent to Ty and Kelly's site." And a compassionate Arattle, offering his help to LiW: "You can have one of my kidneys any time. Sure, I'll have to run to the bathroom twice as often, and my blood piss content will be higher, but what the hell?" ___________________________________________________________________ Think of all the great accessories we'd get to buy! -Neil Peart's mountain top command center, complete with missile launcher, command chair, MP drumkit, and weapons vault -Alex Lifeson's starfighter with flashing laser lights and authentic rocket sounds -Geddy Lee's undercover spy kit - briefcase turns into an autogyro, umbrella turns into a gun E2's description of goodies to go along with the Rush action figures. ___________________________________________________________________ "There's no tangibility to your assault, you're basically sounding like a derranged dog barking senselessly, like something was trespassing in your yard, and you don't even have a backyard." A truly inspired "Qennyism" ___________________________________________________________________ "I wish I was Geddy, because then my wooden leg would only give me splinters at the very worst." TapeHead4, lamenting night cramps in his leg. ___________________________________________________________________ "Revelations of Pape, Chapter XXI, Book XII: -And whosoever shall cause the unholy three headed beast shall suffer and burn, and there shall be great gnashing of teeth and crying of sorrow. And from out of the ashes of woe it will rise with the body of a dragon, and three heads, and three tails, and the first head shall be that of a Diet Troll, and the second shall be in shape of sweetened breads, and the third head shall be of apparatus giving appearance of more machine than man. ************What have we done?" The Troll Gatekeeper, preaching that old-time AMR gospel, Amen.